Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Fake is the new Real

Fake is the new real. I have been hearing this over and over for the past few years but now I'm finally starting to believe it. From the music, to the club to even real life. I know all these dudes on the big screen don't got it as good as they make it seem. Even ordinary people when they go out on the scene rather it be a party or just a crowded gathering some of the funniest shit goes down. I just sit back and listen to what people have 2 rather I believe it or not, I don't think its my job to call everyones bluff. But some of these clowns will lie there ass off to empress a girl. Talking bout all the $ they got and shit the got. These be the same dudes that won't go to the club unless they get in free, get drinks when there mans cop a bottle and wanna hang around you at the end of the party to bum a ride home.
I don't see what the point in fronting for general population when not matter what you tell the world the person that matters the most (you) knows your full of it. I never waste my time amping myself up 2 other people, there is two reasons why. First off idc what others think of me, and all lying does is put pressure on you to keep up with those lies. I think this summer imma take the job of calling people bluff cuz enough is enuff lol.

Road Rage

Road rage is very funny to me. It is crazy how about 80% of drivers possess this "illness" but maybe only 15-20% will admit that they have road rage. What is it that makes everyone so angry during driving. Is it that they really have someplace to be in a hurry or is there lifestyle so fast paced that anything that slows them up frutrates them.
I can't realy criticize people that suffer from road rage because I am also a victim of it. I mainly have hate for cab drivers and dollar vans, I don't understand how these ppl drive for a living and still can't drive for shit. But not as bad as some people I have been riding with. I kno people that if they get cut off will speed up and chase the car down, the funniest part is its just 2 give the other driver a mean mug. What about those that start cursing and screaming at the driver, mind you its the middle of winter and all the windows are up, lol what are you yelling 4. What about the person who will tailgate the car that cuts them off, or the person that will cut u off and slow down in front of you. The cops are notorious for cutting someone off then driving 15 miles per hour in front of you, make me wanna just beep the horn or cross the F-ing line.......
The thing I leaned about road rage is you can't tell who has it until they are behind the wheel. They can be the coolest, calmest person outside the care but a crazy mothafucka behind the wheel. As cool and calm as my mom is even she has a slight bit of road rage in her, it is the funniest thing to me to see her get mad.
I could go on for days about different things that piss ppl off and there reaction to it. But I rather some of yall tell me bout your expereinces.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Misunderstood

I would have to say that I am misunderstood by so many people that it isn't funny. I think out of ALL the friends and family that I have only 10 or less people completely understand me. When I say understand I mean fully get me, not people that I can get along with. I mean people that understand my point of view majority of the time, even when they disagree they still know where I'm coming from and even can predict the response they would get from me.
I hear some people tell me you Webb you stay spazzing, or are u aight. I am always good, if you really know me you would know that there is not much that can really bother me because I plan so far ahead that I'm think I got shit all together. I admit to some people I might come off as having a aggressive or snappy attitude but I take it as I don't have the time to be snappy wit anyone. If I don't like someone I would simply ignore them instead of going through a back and forth arguing match.
I feel that I am one of the realist niggas you could meet simply cuz I say what I feel and mean what I say. But I guess at the same time this is what can turn some people off because they can't handle the truth, the rather the friend that tells them everything they wanna hear. If someone only tells you shit you wanna hear 9 times out of 10 they are not your friend, they just playing the role. So I say take me as I am or don't fuck wit me.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

males that act like females.... my patience saved my job :-D

I start to wonder more and more everyday what's up with dudes acting like birches. I mean I'm not the toughest dude out there but some dudes are so petty and annoying, the have many characteristics of females. I am grateful that my snappy angry temper from my teenage years is under control. This morning I go 2 work in a good mood 2 only get pissed off as soon as I made it to work. I will have to explain the history of the issue for you to fully understand why I got frustrated, and even more mad that I didn't respond, it took so much not to respond.
I walk into work 640 this morning to grab my hard-hat and head upstairs 2 work. I say morning to everyone or for this Homo foreman to say "good evening", implying that I'm late. Mind you union rules state we don't have 2 be on the job until 655. Anyway I smirk grab my hard hat and walk upstairs, knowing I wanted 2 say goodnight in return just 2 be a dick. This is only my second day on this job site and I'm only supposed to be here for a few days until I go back 2 my old boss. You would think this dick head would just relax himself until I leave. Anyway the beef that we have with each other stems back from over a year ago. I was one of maybe 10 apprentices on his 1st job as a foreman. He tried to play this tough guy boss and put fear in everyone, but I mean let's get serious wft would I be nervous for. The only thing he has the power to do is lay me off and with all the work I do and am capable of doing I don't fear that. I do my job everyday and could find a job in a day. Anyway as he realized that he couldn't make me uncomfortable like he could some of the other apprentices he began to dislike me. I don't really give a fuck as long as my check is there on thursdays. So that's why I can smirk at his bitch ass when he talk shit. In my mind all I'm thinking is cha-ching$$$$$$.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dinning out

Have you ever been somewhere where you ordered food from and then all the sudden you got second thoughts. What could it have been that made you change your mind about the food that you were craving so badly that could make you suddenly have a change of heart. Is it the food, the chef, the cleanliness of the restaurant/ place. It doesn't take much to make me have a change of hear about something I order, once I feel any type of way I rather wait til I get home to eat or check another spot.
The Food- have you ever ordered a steak well done and it come back rare as hell. In this situation what do you do, I know me I will push that to the side and order something else, I will never send that back to get cooked some more.(NO WAY). They not gonna take my food 2 the back and give me the special. I rather eat nuttin then get back a special. So if you got any complaints about your meal please wait til after I get my food :-).
The server- I know you have been someplace ordering food before and you can see the person preparing the food. If you see them looking a lil suspect wouldnt u have a change of heart. I have saw a dude at a philly cheese steak spot making the phillies and he was hot as hell because he is standing over the fire. Next thing I know he is sweating right over the food. I was like wtf suddenly my stomach was full because I for dame sure wasn't eating that. What about the places you go 2 order food, and they are super clean, everyone wears gloves to prepare your food and all. All the sudden you realize when you pay the man he doesn't take the glove off 2 count the money and return your change, then wtf is the purpose of the glove.
I don't know about you guys but I know whenever I eat from somewhere if possible I try my best to scope out everything from he kitchen, to the chef, to the waiter to ensure I'm getting decent service.

Monday, April 6, 2009

bday

Yesterday started off as a regular day. I went to work, worked hard, treated myself 2 a meal at the diner for lunch. After work I rushed home 2 pick up my lil angel who was all dressed up 4 her daddy's bday. Well I take her home with me 2 go get dressed and get ready for a date wit mama bear. After about 2 hours I pick up kew go to the cheesecake factory 2 shovel down some chicken alfredo. During the time of our date she managed 2 call up my brother and a few of my closest friends 2 suprise me @ dave and busters. We played a few games along with a few drinks and the night was great. Also thanks to all my friends that called, texted, emailed,or hit me up on facebook or myspace. I can say whether or not I live to see another my 24th bday was great.




the massacre aka J.O Levis



trying 2 cheat
my son flava flav trying to steal kew kew

the homies